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Legend: A disappointed son discovers hidden wealth in the graduation gift he had spurned years earlier.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1997]
Variations:
[Dear Abby, 1990]
Abby liked that story so much she's included it in numerous columns since.
A young man from a famous family was about to graduate from high school. It was the custom in that affluent neighborhood for the parents to give the graduate an automobile. "Bill" and his father had spent months looking at cars, and the week before graduation, they found the perfect car. On the eve of his graduation, his father handed him a gift-wrapped Bible. Bill was so angry that he threw the Bible down and stormed out of the house. He and his father never saw each other again. It was the news of his father's death that brought Bill home again. As he sat one night going through his father's possessions that he was to inherit, he came across the Bible his father had given him. He brushed away the dust and opened it to find a cashier's cheque, dated the day of his graduation The "spurned Bible" tale is so old it was included in a 1946 round-up of overused plots:
[Young, 1946]
The granddaddy of this particular class of fiction has to be Miss Polly Reavis, a wealthy eccentric, has a niece and a nephew who are to inherit her fortune. Devoutly religious, she attends church regularly and reads a chapter in the Bible every day — which she insists her heirs likewise do. When she is ninety she dies, leaving nothing except two handsomely bound Bibles — one for her niece and one for her nephew. Astounded and disappointed, the two heirs put away the Bibles and devote their lives to finding Aunt Polly's missing fortune. They find nothing. When they are old and on the verge of starvation, they decide to sell the Bibles. Rooting about, they come across them; and they find the fortune — three hundred thousand-dollar bills, evenly distributed between the pages of the two tomes. Later, when the uncle lies dying and asks "Have you read it?" Ted assures him he has "sat up all night reading it." But of course the book remains untouched, but the uncle dies content thanks to Ted's lie. A search of the house fails to turn up the promised will, yet both the housekeeper and gardener recall recently witnessing one executed on "an ordinary half-sheet of paper." An ancient will that leaves all to the son of a second cousin subsequently turns up in the hands of a distant lawyer. The fortune goes to this other lad who proceeds to run through it in less than ten years. Decades on, as Ted is scratching about for something to sell, he happens on the various presentation volumes his uncle pressed upon him. He kicks one across the room, and this action dislodges the will that had laid hidden in its pages, the will that would have left everything to Ted. In 1990 Abby's column prompted folklorist Bill Ellis to recall a related tale, one invoking faint echoes of the "Gift of the Magi": A husband hoping for a boat and a wife wishing for a mink coat are seemingly disappointed come Christmas morning. The wife finds only a faded old housedress under the tree, and her husband gets only an ordinary pair of pants in honor of the day. In tossing the pants away (they catch on the chandelier), the husband notices a slip of paper sticking out of the pocket — it's a gift certificate, good for the boat he'd lusted after. The wife then searches the pockets of the dress and comes up with a gift certificate for her new coat. The "hidden treasure spurned" theme has been around for a while. Consider this following example:
[Golden, 1953]
Last, we have this final example of hidden wealth (complete with the by now almost obligatory heavy-handed closing that explains the parable's meaning to all two people on this planet who might not have otherwise got it).
A lawyer in Columbus, Ohio, always thought his fees reasonable and was therefore affronted when one of his influential clients offered him a leather wallet as settlement for his fee. "I hand-tooled this myself," said the client. The lawyer was gruff and angrily retorted, "I do not believe you understand that my services are to be paid in cash, not gifts." The client was upset. "How much is your fee?" "Five hundred dollars," answered the lawyer. The client reached into the wallet, extracted a thousand dollars in bills, drew off five hundred, and paid the lawyer.
[Collected via e-mail, 1997]
In his weekly paper All the Year Round, Charles Dickens reported on the bequests of miser Dennis Tolam. Tolam had kicked the bucket in Cork in 1769, and his penny-pinching ways appeared to have outlived him. His will left old stockings and other clothing to his sister-in-law, nephew, and a friend. Tolam's housekeeper received, "in return for her long and faithful services, my cracked earthen pitcher."
The upstate New York man was rich in almost every way. His estate was worth millions. He owned houses, land, antiques and cattle. But though on the outside he had it all, he was very unhappy on the inside. His wife was growing old, and the coulple was childless. He had always wanted a little boy to carry on the family legacy. Miraculously, his wife became pregnant, and gave birth to a little boy. The boy was severely handicapped, but the man loved him with his whole heart. When the boy was 5, his mom died. The dad grew closer to his special son. At the age of 13, the boy's birth defects cost him his life, and the father died soon after, of a broken heart. The estate was to be auctioned before hundreds of bidders. The first item offered was a painting of the boy. No one bid. They waited like vultures for the riches. Finally, the poor housemaid, who had helped raise the boy, bid $5 for the picture and easily took the bid. To everyone's shock, the auctioneer ripped a handwritten will from the back of the picture. This is what it said. "To the person who thinks enough of my son to buy this painting, to this person I give my entire estate." The auction was over. The greedy crowd walked away in shock and dismay. How many of us have sought after what we thought were true riches only to find out later that the Father was preparing to give us His entire estate if we only sought after His Son alone? The help were so infuriated by Tolam's bequest that one of them gave the housekeeper's pitcher an angry kick. The crockery broke, unleashing a flood of gold guineas. Amazed, Tolam's legatees promptly dug into their stockings and other miserable garments and found them stuffed with money. Barbara "cached cowed" Mikkelson Sightings: In an episode of the television sitcom Mama's Family ("Pomp and Circumstance," original air date At this point, Bubba asks, "Why didn't his daddy just tell him?" and Mama replies, "Why didn't Claude just read the Bible?" Last updated: 14 July 2007 Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2008 by snopes.com. This material may not be reproduced without permission. snopes and the snopes.com logo are registered service marks of snopes.com.  Sources:
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young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box.