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Joke: List offers ten reasons why Halloween is better than sex.
Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2002]
There is no one "correct" version of the list. Entries are routinely added and removed, and the order of items gets changed around. The only constant other than the "Why Halloween is better than sex" topic is the number of items in the list — it's always ten.
Some other entries that have appeared on different versions of the list are:
If you wear a Bill Clinton (or Batman) mask, no one thinks you're kinky.Another Halloween top ten list is the venerable "Things that sound dirty but are not":
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last
If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.
Maybe aches, but never guilt the morning after.
Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.
10. She's a goblin!Barbara "and he's playing with his Mr. Big!" Mikkelson
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
8. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
7. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
6. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
5. Let me see your big sack!
4. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
Last updated: 27 October 2005
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